If Eli still had his tail, it would be wagging excitedly. The cute officer that had caught his eye was coming over to talk to him. Granted, it was about the crime, but it was definitely a start and that was definitely better than nothing.

"I prefer Mr. Delacroix over Mr. Tribune," he said as he was pulling out his notepad and started to write. "What exactly happened here? How many people were killed? And have the victim or victims been identified yet?"